Vakac

The god of gods

"You are a vakac "

"Oh man did you see that vakac ? "

"Oh vakac please help me "

by isuskrist October 25, 2011

Vagaccident

vag·ac·ci·dent
noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.

"The pussy-grabber brushed off his indiscretion as a vagaccident."

by chrystawithay January 4, 2017

Jesus Vanacho

A country-metal rock band out of Burlington Vermont. Formed in early 2008 Jesus Vanacho is five members consisting of piano, drums two guitars, and bass.

Jesus Vanacho is on tour through the summer.

by Mills Streebeck January 18, 2009

Vakarian

A sexy ass Turian.

Garrus is a Vakarian, He's so sexy, I'd fuck him all day and night.

by Turian October 25, 2010

vagaconda

It's a vagina that's gonna swallow ya like an anaconda.

My vagaconda don't want none unless your well hung hun

by Corkygeorge September 23, 2013

vajaculation

(noun): The act or phenomenon of female ejaculation, i.e., the forceful expulsion of liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculate, v.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.

I never used to believe in vajaculation, but next time I go down on Amy, I'll be sure to wear goggles.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Vajacial

It's just what it sounds like: a facial for the vajajay.

Man: Gosh, darling. You look mighty tidy down there.
Woman: Why thank you! Mother and I took advantage of the two-for-one on vajacials at the spa. I think we'll get vajazzled next week.

by I.P. Knightley July 30, 2010