A variation of Oprah's terminology of vajayjay, where vajayshade refers to a fold of fat (similar to FUPA)that actually droops down in a manner to cover the vaginal area, thereby acting as a "shade."
That girl is so fat! I'll bet she has a vajayshade that completely covers her vagina!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)