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Vagtriliquist 

Someone who is so skilled and orally inclined can get a girl to do say or do whatever they want or be their puppet simply thru cunnilingus.
Nah, she aint crazy...that bitch done been had by a vagtriliquist.
Vagtriliquist by MEDU$A666 February 14, 2020
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vagetriloquist

You know how a ventriloquist shoves his fist up dolls asses and control them.

It's the same thing with a vagetriloquist. He simply just puts his fist up the ladies snatch and play with her like a puppet.
The vagetriloquist went to the bordello, shoved his fist up the prossies vagina and controlled her with his hand, to go ass to mouth.

ventriliquist 

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy
Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.
ventriliquist by John April 20, 2005
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