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Vag'riloquist 

A women who likes to make her vagina "talk" like it is a ventriloquist dummy by using her fingers to open and close her vaginal opening, mimicking the human mouth while using a cartoon sounding like voice for humoring others.
That lady over there got drunk one night at a party, stripped down naked and got all spread eagle on the coach. She lifted her legs up high and put on a vag'riloquist show. The voice she used sounded like Marge Simpson.
Vag'riloquist by benzo30 August 9, 2012
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Vag-triloquist 

When a woman can flex her vagina and talk in another voice at the same time to mimic it talking 🤣
Did you see the Vag-triloquist in the peep show? Ya, the crowd had the funniest expression on their face when it started smoking a cigarette
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Vagiloquist 

Noun

1. A female ventriloquist who can throw her voice from her vagina.
Q: "Did you see that vagiloquist behind the podium?"

A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."
Vagiloquist by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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