ventriliquist 

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

ventriliquist by John April 20, 2005

Ventriloquist Teeth 

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"

Ventriloquist Teeth by High AF September 27, 2015

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

Ventriloquist Discharge by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011

butt ventriloquist 

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.

(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."

butt ventriloquist by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006

Rectal Ventriloquism 

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

Rectal Ventriloquism by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

fart ventriloquist 

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

fart ventriloquist by The Supporter May 20, 2007

Penis Ventriloquist 

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.

Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.

Penis Ventriloquist by MelCefus August 13, 2006