Vagina Man

The act of pushing ones weiner and balls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a vagina as the weiner and balls are hiding towards the butt. Usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embarassed naked woman.

Tom pulled a vagina man on the bus ride. John is not gay; however, he said Tom would be a hot chick.

by Lost Almost August 17, 2010

Vagina Man

The savor of a women whose vagina's are getting raped. Usually gives women a fuck only if they're hot. He flies around looking for any villains committing a sexual contact crime. He works with penis girl the savor of penises when men are getting raped by women. They work together to defeat sexual crime and to destroy their evil nemesis IRON DICK who has a dick 10 to 12 feet long metal dick with unknown technology. (do not protect he cities from regular crimes for example: bank robberies).

Oh no, my vagina's getting raped ahhhhhh. Oh look up in the sky. Is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no, it's Vagina Man!!! yay

by you dont gots to knows June 10, 2009

Vagina man

A so-called man that puts up with a partners tantrums so he does not have to be alone.

Brandon must like being a vagina man because he turns a blind eye to Monica's tantrums and kisses her ass even when shes in the wrong!

by QweneT to u bitch December 15, 2021

vagina man

The legendary hero, Vagina Man has no arms but carries a large flag and stands for liberation.

He stands for the rights of vaginas everywhere.

"Vagina Man? He's a vagina and he's holding a flag. What more is there? .. and he is holding a flag."

by kclepi March 8, 2008

Vagina man

A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.

Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men

by QweneT to u bitch October 28, 2023

Captain Vagina Man

The person in a friendship group who thinks they are hard but will die a virgin

Omg look it’s Captain Vagina man and his cacti!

by Wedge12345 November 22, 2021

Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.

That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.

by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020