Vagina Napkin Share definition Flag Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period. "Do you have a pad?" "Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room. Hence, Vagina Napkin. Vagina Napkin by John Linden November 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Vagina Napkin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch