Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

vagina - beard

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.

dude, check out his vagina - beard!

by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011

Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012

Vaginabeard

Used to describe a woman who has facial hair and leaves you wondering what she has down under. Usually the result of poor female hygiene.

Did you see that girl in our photography class? She has more facial hair than me...she must be a vaginabeard!

by Shamblelol February 8, 2010