Vagimic

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Pronounced like vagina plus microphone. Vagi microphone.

To hold a girl open and sing directly into her. There is a very small 3cho effect, which may vary on the size of the chamber.

Variation: Vagimic 69. I don't to explain that.

Pick a song you know well if you plan to do this and make sure it has little pauses so they start shivering after the first verse.

Country Roads is a great example. West Virginia (lick lick lick) Mountain Momma (lick lick lick). You know the rest.

I vagimiced Karen last night. Swedish death metal. She almost passed out.

Vagimic by TheOtherScientist April 21, 2023

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Vagumic

The disgusting squishy pooch some fat chicks have between the vagina and the stomach that allows no clear definition between the two areas.

Josh's girl is nasty, she has a vagumic. I thought I was gonna puke when I saw her.

Vagumic by ecoastk1d August 25, 2009

Related Words

Vagimic • vagimicosis • vagilicious • Vagilicous • vaginicle • Vagicicle • vagidick • Vagidictorian • vagificate • Vagification

vaginicle

The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus.

pl. vaginicles.

They lay together in the after glow, sweat glistening off their bodies, and a thin covering of shimmering vaginicles covering his now-flaccid member.

vaginicle by Whytee December 19, 2004

vagumich

Also known as the Fupa Pouch or Gunt. Common side effects equal foul smells from "Fupa Flaps" and occasionally "disappearing" Feet Syndrome.

That rather large man has a Vagumich

vagumich by Adam J. Wilson December 14, 2008

vagificate

to have vaginal muscles so powerful they are able to break an object in half.

Synonym: vaginate

Aly vagificated her metal button splitting it in half

vagificate by Captain Klamydia March 2, 2009

Vagilicous

Vagilicous: meaning a tasty vagina free of odor, also in reference to something that tastes like a vagina,

Lizz is Vagilicous!, This tuna-sandwich is Vagilicous!

Vagilicous by Mrs. Vagilicous March 14, 2007

vaginica

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.

David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."

vaginica by V.J. December 3, 2006

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026