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Pronounced like vagina plus microphone. Vagi microphone.

To hold a girl open and sing directly into her. There is a very small 3cho effect, which may vary on the size of the chamber.

Variation: Vagimic 69. I don't to explain that.

Pick a song you know well if you plan to do this and make sure it has little pauses so they start shivering after the first verse.

Country Roads is a great example. West Virginia (lick lick lick) Mountain Momma (lick lick lick). You know the rest.
I vagimiced Karen last night. Swedish death metal. She almost passed out.
Vagimic by TheOtherScientist April 21, 2023
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The disgusting squishy pooch some fat chicks have between the vagina and the stomach that allows no clear definition between the two areas.
Josh's girl is nasty, she has a vagumic. I thought I was gonna puke when I saw her.
Vagumic by ecoastk1d August 25, 2009

vaginicle 

The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus.

pl. vaginicles.
They lay together in the after glow, sweat glistening off their bodies, and a thin covering of shimmering vaginicles covering his now-flaccid member.
vaginicle by Whytee December 19, 2004

vagumich 

Also known as the Fupa Pouch or Gunt. Common side effects equal foul smells from "Fupa Flaps" and occasionally "disappearing" Feet Syndrome.
That rather large man has a Vagumich
vagumich by Adam J. Wilson December 14, 2008

vagificate 

to have vaginal muscles so powerful they are able to break an object in half.

Synonym: vaginate
Aly vagificated her metal button splitting it in half
vagificate by Captain Klamydia March 2, 2009

Vagilicous

Vagilicous: meaning a tasty vagina free of odor, also in reference to something that tastes like a vagina,
Lizz is Vagilicous!, This tuna-sandwich is Vagilicous!
Vagilicous by Mrs. Vagilicous March 14, 2007

vaginica 

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.
David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."
vaginica by V.J. December 3, 2006