The hypothesis that the gender of the offspring of a couple is influenced not only by the jab or booster each party took, but also by the order in which the shots were taken.
A leaked out document from a Chinese lab that is investigating whether vaccine intimacy is pure nonsense or not reveals these alleged possibilities:
Pfizer + Moderna: Boy
Moderna + Pfizer: Girl
Sinovac + Pfizer: Twins
Sputnik + Sinovac + Sinopharm: Unknown
Pfizer + Moderna: Boy
Moderna + Pfizer: Girl
Sinovac + Pfizer: Twins
Sputnik + Sinovac + Sinopharm: Unknown
by Covido February 13, 2022
The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.
“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”
“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”
“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”
by Karmakaze May 7, 2019
A term used by idiots to describe an illness or disorder that they believe to have been caused by a vaccine.
This term is most often used by people who claim to have done their research, which probably consisted of googling “vaccines cause autism” and spending a few hours reading a blog or forum written by other idiots.
This term is most often used by people who claim to have done their research, which probably consisted of googling “vaccines cause autism” and spending a few hours reading a blog or forum written by other idiots.
by ConfederateChev June 20, 2018
I thought I would have a short wait to get a local vaccination, but when I arrived at the vaccination site there was one Vaccine Cowboy after another who had ridden in from god knows where, standing in line in front of me.
by maninboulder April 4, 2021
When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.
Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.
by Covido December 28, 2022
A name used by antivaxxers to describe themselves in an attempt to change the narrative around their position from science illiterate to "informed."
Synonyms: antivaxxer, pro-plague, pro-disease.
Synonyms: antivaxxer, pro-plague, pro-disease.
Oh, look, there is Karen calling herself vaccine informed again. You're an antivaxxer troll, Karen. Go eat some sage.
by Herbie West May 6, 2019
When a government pretends not to make vaccination compulsory for everyone, yet has enacted rules that makes the unvaccinated unable to live a normal life—it is pure hypocrisy for making inoculation voluntary while making the unjabbed suffer for their “selfish” decision for not protecting themselves and others.
Guesstimate how many developed countries practise vaccine apartheid in one form or another, while claiming to respect the personal rights of their citizens to get jabbed or not.
by MathPlus November 28, 2021