Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.
by NoxVigilium May 6, 2019
Synonym for "scientifically illiterate". Self-imposed title for suburban women who have decided that old-timey diseases like measles and polio need to make a comeback. Originally coined by some lady who confused a Google search for a medical degree.
"I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm vaccine informed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some essential oils to purchase."
by Rust E Shackleford May 6, 2019
Often used by delusional people to claim that they've done some sort of research as to why they won't vaccinate.
People who're truly informed are often doctors and nurses, they recommend vaccinations.
People who're truly informed are often doctors and nurses, they recommend vaccinations.
My friend who claimed to be vaccine informed told me I shouldn't vaccinate my kids, but she's already had three that've died from preventable diseases.
by Seth Putnam's Dad May 6, 2019
The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.
“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”
“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”
“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”
by Karmakaze May 7, 2019
A name used by antivaxxers to describe themselves in an attempt to change the narrative around their position from science illiterate to "informed."
Synonyms: antivaxxer, pro-plague, pro-disease.
Synonyms: antivaxxer, pro-plague, pro-disease.
Oh, look, there is Karen calling herself vaccine informed again. You're an antivaxxer troll, Karen. Go eat some sage.
by Herbie West May 6, 2019
Someone who knows it's common sense to listen to the information medical professionals when they say vaccinations are safe and necessary. Vaccinate your crotch fruit, Karen.
I'm not a brainwashed piece of shit and don't want my child to die of measles, I'm so glad I'm vaccine informed
by DefiniteDweeb May 7, 2019
Someone who believes themselves to be more intelligent then others, simply due to an over inflated sense of ego, narcissism or the desire to be part of a larger conspiracy. Occasionally born from a place of genuine care for their children, but ultimately risk lives needlessly.
"Did you hear about Karen? She's Vaccine Informed now. I'd watch her kids for signs of something, measles is going around. I can't have my baby get sick, she still hasn't recovered from her surgery."
by Sagicles May 7, 2019