Vacation Face

When you think someone is attractive until they take off their sunglasses and you instantly regret your decision.

It's more common in men, especially when they take mirror pictures inside wearing sunglasses. You instantly know they're ugly.

"Damn, he looks fine."
What did I tell you? You can't trust vacation face!

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface September 5, 2014

vacation face

The ear to ear smile one has at work in the days leading up to vacation

"Even though I have a lot to do to work my way out the door for vacation, I have a serious case of vacation face."

"I've never seen Tom so happy! He's going to the Bahamas tomorrow. Look at that vacation face!"

by kwatters14 June 8, 2017

Facebook Vacation

After being sickened by the masses' predictable reaction to events, addictively engrossed in endless links, photos and comments posted by others or just burned in a bad exchange, deciding to take a break from Facebook.

You get in a heated Facebook comment war with relatives about whether Osama Bin Laden's killing was justified or not, because you posted something suggesting that it was or was not. In reality, you'd rather just have your relatives be relatives, not political sparring partners. But since Facebook makes everything you post immediately available to your relatives, you are now in a comment war. Thus, you throw up your hands and go on a Facebook Vacation.

by amphibiant June 1, 2011

Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.

"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."

by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010