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A vagina that resembles a head of cabbage (usually red) being of discoloration and leafy looking and sometimes putrid smelling.

Its a Nevada Thing.
You need to tell that whore to take her vabbage to street corner where she can sell it.

The asian whore had a vabbage, she was ragging and i swear it looked and smelt like kimchi.

muff cabbage Its a Nevada thing!
Vabbage by JNC775 May 24, 2012
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vabbage patch 

a vagina that is unshaved.
Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch!
vabbage patch by harry k. December 25, 2007
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vagbagel 

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.
vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009
Varbage: Verbal garbage. Someone speaks volumes and says nothing.
Rush Limbaugh talks and talks and talks, but it means nothing, just a jumble of words. Just varbage.
varbage by Cherokee1 November 26, 2013
A person who is a pussy or used to describe the females vagina.
Damn Bob needs to stop being such a Vabager. What the hell is with that chicks stanky ass Vabager?
Vabager by Jacob T August 25, 2006
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