VDF 

Acronym for Vagina Distortion Field

Paul: "Yo Spammond, what happened to the latest 'love of your life'?"

Kris: "After I finally hit that shit, she somehow didn't seem so perfect anymore."

Paul: "Sounds like you nutted your way out of her VDF."

VDF by Bachelor boB January 18, 2012

VDF 

vat da fooock!
- A way of emphasising 'wtf' is to say it in a german accent ;)

Girl: Yeah he broke up with me for that slag simran

Girl2: But you're way prettier than her, VDF!

VDF by mimzx04 September 19, 2010

VDF 

virgin degenerate fuck

All these VDFs were watching Hentai together on Discord

VDF by th3ndGame November 10, 2019

VDF 

Acronym for The Muppet's Swedish Chef's saying "Vurt De Furk," i.e. "What The Fuck."

Random Person: Hey, 2020's not so bad. I ain't got Tha Rona yet, and I'm gettin' PAID to lay out my Dollar General job!

Me: VDF broham. Vurt De Furk.

RP: What?

Me: What the fuck man!?

VDF by royal_tea June 26, 2020

vdfvbhfvbfibud 

A random sequence of words you can type on the keyboard, your lucky if you've typed 'vdfvbhfvbfibud' on the keyboard before at random

I typed up vdfvbhfvbfibud on urban dictionary today!

vdfvbhfvbfibud by Cookiesandnuggets May 21, 2021

vdsfxnkjfhsfnDSfb vdfhiufhdsi jfbdxd bhijdfbhaukjgfh 

when someones mother smashes their skull against their keyboard

dang man i might have to gvdsfxnkjfhsfnDSfb vdfhiufhdsi jfbdxd bhijdfbhaukjgfhvdsfxnkjfhsfnDSfb vdfhiufhdsi jfbdxd bhijdfbhaukjgfh

vdsfxnkjfhsfnDSfb vdfhiufhdsi jfbdxd bhijdfbhaukjgfh by Apersontbh February 15, 2023

vdfumdi6fzs 

The meaning of being super bored.

HMMM, I'm super bored at home so I'm gonna slam my hand on the keyboard.
The keyboard: vdfumdi6fzs

vdfumdi6fzs by THE KEYBOARD SMASHER November 23, 2021