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valorant player

A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.
"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
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Valorant player

Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower
Look at him is a valorant player, probably showered a week ago
Valorant player by Adoniabith December 14, 2021

Valorant Player

A valorant player is normally a fat ass that would flex his rank if he is merely 10 Rr above you. It is rare for them to take a shower and they don't like going outside.
Wow, he is a Valorant Player. I can smell him from here ew.

Valorant player

A homophobic sexist with zero zest and zero life
eww gross I heard Sean is a Valorant player
Valorant player by Potato pete July 21, 2023

Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
Valorant player by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019