valentines 

the day of fornication and depression

today is valentines and my boyfriend dumped me.

valentines by ushray February 13, 2009

Valentines 

„Valentines“ is the fandom name of NCT‘s Jaehyun, since he‘s born on February 14th,Valentine‘s day.
(Fandom also goes as Peaches tho, since Jaehyun‘s representative emoji is a peach)

„Jaehyun‘s I like me better cover is out, go stream as much as you can Valentines!“

Valentines by tyongtyong May 6, 2021

valentines 

The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.

Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.

On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.

valentines by Mr. Adiction Ary October 3, 2007

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

valentines day 

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

valentines day by Martar October 7, 2008

valentines day 

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

valentines day by Xyrena June 13, 2007

Valentines day 

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose

Valentines day by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007