valentines

the day of fornication and depression

today is valentines and my boyfriend dumped me.

by ushray February 13, 2009

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Valentines

„Valentines“ is the fandom name of NCT‘s Jaehyun, since he‘s born on February 14th,Valentine‘s day.
(Fandom also goes as Peaches tho, since Jaehyun‘s representative emoji is a peach)

„Jaehyun‘s I like me better cover is out, go stream as much as you can Valentines!“

by tyongtyong May 6, 2021

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The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.

Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.

On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.

by Mr. Adiction Ary October 3, 2007

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valentines day video

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

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