uzu

To change the meaning of what you said after the fact. Usually done to explain away an insult as a compliment. Arguably the second highest form of internet douchebaggery.

person 1: You're a dickhead.
person 2: wtf?
person 1: Oh, that means I really like you. I insult the people I like, apparently.
person 2: Damn, uzu'ed again!

uzu by udawg May 6, 2008

UZU

who is really pog? uzu

person1: who is pog
person2: uzu

UZU by Meprololjkjk May 3, 2021

Uzu

A cute and loving kitten and loves to play

Uzu is my favorite kitten in all of the world!

Uzu by Emma R. Johnson January 29, 2022

Uzu'd 

The definition of shoving your finger up your ass for your online girlfriend over the phone and letting out a small moan for her enjoyment, then your friends find out and it goes onto Urban Dictionary.

He shoved his finger up his ass, he totally Uzu'd himself.

Uzu'd by 3utgtujfureifdjc December 17, 2010

Uzui Tengen 

A tall, flamboyant and attractive man from the anime “Kimetsu no Yaiba”. A former Shinobi, he is best known as the Sound Pillar, and retired shortly after his battle with the upper moon(s) 6. He wields two explosive Nichirin blades, which he carries wrapped up on his back. With multiple wives, bulging muscles and a massive cock, it is safe to say that Tengen is the embodiment of flamboyance itself.

Wow, I can’t believe Uzui Tengen has bigger tits than me!!

Nobody is as flamboyant as Uzui Tengen!

Uzui Tengen by Weebmaster14 August 19, 2020

Naruto Uzumaki

The main character from the awesome anime show Naruto...
Despite starting off as a simple minded prankster without much skills, naruto has turned much more mature after sasuke's betrayal.(his 'Best friend'*cough).

He has the Kyuubi(the nine tailed fox) sealed with in him by his father, 4th hokage, who was trying to protect the village from it. In turn having kyuubi inside him gives a reserve of almost unlimited amount of chakra. But as Kyuubi's spirit is menacing, he rarely uses it, unless in life threatening situation, or extreme emotions...

Even though he still retains some of his childish behaviours (ramen, pranks etc)..by part 2 he's one of the best in the whole series. Now he trains to enter sage mode, allowing him not to use kyuubi's power, but still be very strong. Even without Kyuubi, naruto is one of the strongest in the whole series (not THE strongest)...but with the kyuubi....well let's just not go there....he hasn't released kyuubi's full power yet...

Even when he was 12..orochimaru(the legendary sannin) ran away from him when he turned in 4 tails form....and he still had 5 more tails & sh8 load of tricks that go with it...

Naruto Uzumaki- Rasengan!!!

Orochimaru - yeah you can't hit me with that kid...

"Four tailed menacing ball"!!!

Sh*t this kid is outta control!!! ok better not try to molest him, unlike sasuke he's harder to brainwash....

Naruto Uzumaki by fsdfsafd June 18, 2010

Uzumaki Reaction 

A fear reaction that comes from terror rather than surprise. Typically defines an increased body temperature and slight shaking of the hands, but none of the typical symptoms of fear (such as an increased heart rate or breathing faster.) Named for Junji Ito's Uzumaki manga, which is probably one of the most well-known things to cause this reaction.

He spent the hour or so after reading a bunch of horror mangas sitting in the corner, complaining about an Uzumaki reaction.

Uzumaki Reaction by TomPokénutter September 7, 2012