Uuffle 

v. To show non-sexual affection while drunk

I'm going to drink a bottle of vodka tonight and will probablt uuffle afterward.

Have you uuffled lately?

Last night I got so wasted I I started to uuffle a complete stranger!

Uuffle by Inventer of uuffle! February 4, 2009

uffleumps 

A small creature, made of jelly, having two eyes, and the shape of a small, rounded hat. Uffleumps are most commonly red or teal, but can come in any color. Uffleumps are cute and small, and move by bouncing slightly off the ground in very small leaps, appearing to glide when they move quickly. Some species can be a bit rough and may be inappropriate to have around young children.

Elisa drew uffleumps all over her paper.

uffleumps by cazort August 27, 2003

uffle shuffle 

Derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. Generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”.

Chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.

uffle shuffle by Rsquared300 January 19, 2006

giant uffleumps

Large uffleumps, typically eight times the size of uffleumps. They have a tough skin and move quickly in a bouncing motion. Many species of giant uffleumps are carnivorous and can be quite dangerous.

Oh no, it's a giant uffleump! Get out of the way!

giant uffleumps by cazort August 27, 2003

ufflepuffles

Ze word made by zis woman named Bazia.

Why she must be part of the ufflepuffles...

ufflepuffles by wwdc March 24, 2021

ufflepuffles

Ze word made by ze crazy duck lady named Bazia.

What the ufflepuffles?

ufflepuffles by wwdc March 24, 2021