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Verb: The mysterious act of successfully ejaculating a man's penis when it's not hard. The short, snub-nosed tator tot is somehow able to rapid fire jizz, without the reassuring length of a barrel. The Utah application is present when the man is only wearing old , mourmon style running shoes during the act.
Abe sprayed her with a Utah Uzi; Neither of them were expecting that flacid thing to go off.
Utah Uzi by Jack D's Addiction September 11, 2013
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