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Utah Jazz 

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.
Utah Jazz by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Utah Jazz 

A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?
A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.
Utah Jazz by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Utah Jazz 

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
Utah Jazz by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

utah jazz fan 

a fan of the Utah Jazz. One of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullshit. The most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. Allergic to extended periods of success and championships.
Utah Jazz Fans erect statues of mediocre players who have never won a championship.
utah jazz fan by Basketball Expert September 12, 2017
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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