Useless Shit

A word posted on UrbanDictionary with the definition "Can mean whatever you want it to mean"

Shirk

Shirk can mean whatever you want it to mean. It works in any situation. I'm a shirking dipshit.

Useless Shit by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ November 1, 2004

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useless sack of shit

someone or thing that does nothing all day.

Chilichunk is a "useless sack of shit". He sits around all day and does nothing.

useless sack of shit by Chilichunk November 30, 2017

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useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

useless orange bag of shit by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

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Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you? by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

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shitty and useless

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shitty and useless by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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