A person who is slack, achieves nothing in life, and has no friends. They are forgetful, and are not very bright people. A common reason why they don't have friends is because they are antisocial. They always mess up their words and ask stupid, rhetorical questions. Useless Idiots don't care about other people's welfare - after all, they are useless.
Examples
Bob: So, did you bring the plans for the project?
Fred: What project?
Bob: The building project.
Fred: Oh, right...I think so...
Bob: Then where is it?!
Fred: I think I left it at home.
Bob: Such a useless idiot.
Bob: So, did you bring the plans for the project?
Fred: What project?
Bob: The building project.
Fred: Oh, right...I think so...
Bob: Then where is it?!
Fred: I think I left it at home.
Bob: Such a useless idiot.
by StarWords July 26, 2017
An individual or group member who is utterly incompetent and unorganized. They are identifiable as "that guy" who is constantly mooching off of the work of more responsible individuals and missing every scheduled meeting. They also have a nasty habit of being incapable of even the most basic tasks, such as handing in a piece of the report. When confronted, they claim that they "didn't get the email" or that they lost the directions sheet.
The guy who pretends like every girl wants him, yet in reality is considered a total creeper. The person who you hope you never have to work with, yet always get stuck with.
The guy who pretends like every girl wants him, yet in reality is considered a total creeper. The person who you hope you never have to work with, yet always get stuck with.
Example 1:
Jack: We're presenting the report tomorrow, do you have the translated sheets?
Brian: Uh, I thought I was doing the powerpoint.
Jack: No...we talked about this yesterday, and I mentioned it to you in the email.
Brian: I actually didn't get that email.
Jack: *sigh* Fine, well, I guess I can handle the translation if you already did the powerpoint, can I see it?
Brian: Uh...I actually didn't start it.
Jack: Useless idiot...
Example 2:
Ryan: Did you forget about the meeting?
Tangren: What meeting?
Ryan: The meeting to finish the presentation...
Tangren: Oh, I actually have something going on.
Ryan: You said you were free today you useless idiot.
Jack: We're presenting the report tomorrow, do you have the translated sheets?
Brian: Uh, I thought I was doing the powerpoint.
Jack: No...we talked about this yesterday, and I mentioned it to you in the email.
Brian: I actually didn't get that email.
Jack: *sigh* Fine, well, I guess I can handle the translation if you already did the powerpoint, can I see it?
Brian: Uh...I actually didn't start it.
Jack: Useless idiot...
Example 2:
Ryan: Did you forget about the meeting?
Tangren: What meeting?
Ryan: The meeting to finish the presentation...
Tangren: Oh, I actually have something going on.
Ryan: You said you were free today you useless idiot.
by ResponsibleOne May 12, 2009
Derived from: “Useful Idiot” (20th century Cold War term for obedient pawns of authoritarian regimes)
Modern Definition – 2025+ Edition:
A person—typically overeducated and underemployed—who, despite possessing access to vast information and elite academic institutions, dedicates their life to parroting establishment propaganda, enforcing groupthink, and shaming dissenters, all while contributing nothing of real value to society.
Unlike the original Useful Idiots, who were at least functionally useful to the regimes they served, Useless Idiots are a net drain on civilization:
Degrees in Queer Postmodern Interpretive Dance or Climate Reparations Economics
Attitudes of revolutionary importance while working part-time in coffee shops
Unable to foam milk or reset a router, but will lecture you on intersectional hegemony while spelling your name wrong
Full of rage when reminded they voluntarily majored in unemployability, and chose activism as personality
Self-identify as anti-authoritarian rebels, yet demanded you be arrested in 2020 for hugging your grandma
They serve you cold coffee with Ana Kasparian ("I'm Better Than You") sass and the smug self-regard of an unpaid MSNBC intern. They want the revolution, but only if someone else funds it and they still get oat milk.
Modern Definition – 2025+ Edition:
A person—typically overeducated and underemployed—who, despite possessing access to vast information and elite academic institutions, dedicates their life to parroting establishment propaganda, enforcing groupthink, and shaming dissenters, all while contributing nothing of real value to society.
Unlike the original Useful Idiots, who were at least functionally useful to the regimes they served, Useless Idiots are a net drain on civilization:
Degrees in Queer Postmodern Interpretive Dance or Climate Reparations Economics
Attitudes of revolutionary importance while working part-time in coffee shops
Unable to foam milk or reset a router, but will lecture you on intersectional hegemony while spelling your name wrong
Full of rage when reminded they voluntarily majored in unemployability, and chose activism as personality
Self-identify as anti-authoritarian rebels, yet demanded you be arrested in 2020 for hugging your grandma
They serve you cold coffee with Ana Kasparian ("I'm Better Than You") sass and the smug self-regard of an unpaid MSNBC intern. They want the revolution, but only if someone else funds it and they still get oat milk.
“No, Kendra, I will not sign your petition to abolish Thanksgiving. You’re a fucking Useless Idiot who couldn’t even make my latte hot.”
by SrcMaker June 16, 2025