by Alica💸 April 4, 2015
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an amazingly good-looking person's last name. Uribes are so sexy and they are also kind, caring and have big hearts(: everyone wants to bang a Uribe, that's fo sho.
by iainttellinnigg July 16, 2009
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Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.
Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.
by Shanayna Lika January 24, 2009
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by every white foo September 10, 2022
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The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.
Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.
The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.
Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.
"We're short of ammo, supplies, manpower and kidnapped people. PLEASE DON'T REELECT URIBE!" - FARC gueriillas
"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison
"I wish Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"
"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison
"I wish Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"
by C&CC June 17, 2009
Get the Uribe mug.A small little shit, he is very funny and probably be super handsome when he grows up. Right now his breath smells like ass face but if he takes more showers and washes his mouth I will probably be able to look at him without wanting to vomit. He likes pizzas, even though he is not Italian. He is Mexican and also likes tacos, his eyes look a bit like Chinese eyes but not so much. He likes spiderman, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean but most of all he likes Once Upon a Time which makes him a bit of a faggot. He dresses awfully which is why he should ask for fashion advice from his sister Sofia, the best person on earth. He is a dwarf but don't tell that to him because he will probably get so angry massive loads of diarrhoea will explode out of his very pale ass. Still I love Pablo and I think everyone else should too.
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