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Manuel Uribe
Once 1235 lbs., this man from Mexico held the record about two years ago for being the world's most obese person. Since then, he has had to have lymphedematous tissue removed from his massive legs, and he has lost 400+ lbs.
Manuel Uribe by pentozali April 7, 2008
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uribe
an amazingly good-looking person's last name. Uribes are so sexy and they are also kind, caring and have big hearts(: everyone wants to bang a Uribe, that's fo sho.
uribe by iainttellinnigg July 16, 2009
Diego Uribe
A guy who thinks to highly of himself and none of others.
Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.
Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.
Diego Uribe by Shanayna Lika January 24, 2009
cletus uribe
cletus uribe by every white foo September 10, 2022
Uribe
Best President Colombia's ever had, whether you like it or not.
The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.
Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.
The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.
Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.
"We're short of ammo, supplies, manpower and kidnapped people. PLEASE DON'T REELECT URIBE!" - FARC gueriillas
"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison
"I wish Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"
"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison
"I wish Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"
pablo uribe
A small little shit, he is very funny and probably be super handsome when he grows up. Right now his breath smells like ass face but if he takes more showers and washes his mouth I will probably be able to look at him without wanting to vomit. He likes pizzas, even though he is not Italian. He is Mexican and also likes tacos, his eyes look a bit like Chinese eyes but not so much. He likes spiderman, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean but most of all he likes Once Upon a Time which makes him a bit of a faggot. He dresses awfully which is why he should ask for fashion advice from his sister Sofia, the best person on earth. He is a dwarf but don't tell that to him because he will probably get so angry massive loads of diarrhoea will explode out of his very pale ass. Still I love Pablo and I think everyone else should too.
pablo uribe by xoxowhyisakissxwhyisahugo March 9, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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