uribe
an amazingly good-looking person's last name. Uribes are so sexy and they are also kind, caring and have big hearts(: everyone wants to bang a Uribe, that's fo sho.
uribe by iainttellinnigg July 16, 2009
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Uribe
Best President Colombia's ever had, whether you like it or not.
The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.
Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.
The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.
Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.
"We're short of ammo, supplies, manpower and kidnapped people. PLEASE DON'T REELECT URIBE!" - FARC gueriillas
"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison
"I wish Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"
"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison
"I wish Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"
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Uribe • Uribe Complex • Alvaro Uribe • andy uribe • cletus uribe • Diego Uribe • Manuel Uribe • Marcelo Uribe • pablo uribe • uriel
Uribe
A homosexual individual who refers to himself as being 'straight', or 'not homosexual'. While maintaining the misconception that peers or others in society are homosexual when in reality, he/she is the individual with homosexual behavior.
"Hey Uribe, you wanna play some halo?
"What! Oh you freakin' punt! You are gay....Yea let's go spawn kill those monkeys."
(also see Uribe Complex)
"What! Oh you freakin' punt! You are gay....Yea let's go spawn kill those monkeys."
(also see Uribe Complex)
Uribe by Midtowne Krew August 5, 2004
Uribe
Entire name: Álvaro Uribe Vélez.
Current president of Colombia, and close friends with Salvatore Mancusso and Carlos Castaño, heads of the AUC, a Colombian paramilitary group.
Recently he supported the Irak war campaign of USA president George W. Bush. He seems to be going to be reelected on 2006 elections and a little Uribe doll went on the market in the past few months. 70 % of the Colombian population worships him because the people, foolish as always, believes that he will put an end to violence and war in their country by the means of more violence and gore.
Current president of Colombia, and close friends with Salvatore Mancusso and Carlos Castaño, heads of the AUC, a Colombian paramilitary group.
Recently he supported the Irak war campaign of USA president George W. Bush. He seems to be going to be reelected on 2006 elections and a little Uribe doll went on the market in the past few months. 70 % of the Colombian population worships him because the people, foolish as always, believes that he will put an end to violence and war in their country by the means of more violence and gore.
Uribe Complex
A serious narotic condition the effects parts of the brain controlling vocabulary and sentence structure. Eventually all pronouns are replaced by the word "Punt!".
Uribe Complex by tele punt August 23, 2003
Manuel Uribe
Once 1235 lbs., this man from Mexico held the record about two years ago for being the world's most obese person. Since then, he has had to have lymphedematous tissue removed from his massive legs, and he has lost 400+ lbs.
Manuel Uribe by pentozali April 7, 2008
Diego Uribe
A guy who thinks to highly of himself and none of others.
Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.
Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.
Diego Uribe by Shanayna Lika January 24, 2009
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