Ur species diabetes

All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up

Ur species diabetes by Irrationalcloset23 May 16, 2018

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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