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Upland Highschool

Upland Highschool one of the best Highschools in california. Has the best Varsity Football team. The f building bathroom is the crack bathroom tho. All the proctors are annoying asf they like cops. Theres a new principal every year. There like 3 fights a day but other than that the teachers do their job great and prepare the students well!
I wanna go to a real highschool, i should go to upland highschool.
Upland Highschool by Uplandperson November 1, 2021
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upland high school 

A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t
upland high school by The fag December 3, 2015

Upland High School 

A public school that is full of Snitches. Everybody thinks they're all big and bad until they have to fight. Most kids swear they bang. But they claimin another set the next week. The school is filled with boys who just chill in the restroom with there juuls and carts . The girls at the school are all hoes and think they're potheads because they have a wax pen. Also 99.8% of the females are under 5'4 . Most "Student Athletes" don't even care about their grades. And the proctors only watch that one group that used to hangout by the J building and behind the PE portable. The most fun you can have during the weekend is going to a dickfest party you know that is going to get shutdown an hour after it started. Most of the girls at the parties just wallflower and stay on their phones. Anyways by junior year everybody gets sent to chillside. The End.

Upland High School where the kids are higher then their grades.
Upland High School ain't even that bad.
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