unflushable

Term for a boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to be dumped, or is ignorant of the fact that you are trying to dump them.

Coined by Jeff Murdoch in the first episode of the UK series "Coupling".

No matter how many times Steve tries to dump her, Jane remains unflushable.

by roundthewheel November 8, 2008

unflushable

An Unflushable is a person that does not flush the toilet or urinal. And the next unlucky person in line has to flush that person's pee. yuck!

I can't stand to come behind one of those unflushables because I have to look at their pee!

by ***Dr Dave September 19, 2009

unflushable

The gf/bf who simply will not be dumped.
The gf/bf who you cannot get rid of.

Beth is maddeningly unflushable; I broke up with her again last night and we still ended up at her place...

by jbastard February 26, 2003

unflushable

A steamer that can't or won't be dismissed into the abyss known as the u-bend, for 2 probable reasons:

1. The girth of said steamer is larger than that of said toilet, and the laws of dynamics render flushing useless.

2. The steamer causes pleasure for the recipient, who may become sentimentally attached, and refuse to flush.

This problem can usually be rectified with a pointy stick for both steamer and/or recipient.

Hey son, watch your fiber intake, you don't wanna know about the unflushable i had last week.

by Ollio November 10, 2008

Unflushable

someone who can't be dumped.
someone you can't seem to get rid of. \
ex-ur girlfriend/boyfreind

ive got an unflushable-i tried to dump her last night, but she told me she didnt agree.

by CheckPoint1 April 30, 2009

Unflushable

The worst possible codependent relationship where neither partner seems to be able to move on - it’s a seemingly never ending viscious love hate cycle.

Girl WTF are you still seeing that loser Lance? Yeah he’s an unflushable - I keep trying to dump him but he always finds a way to weasel his way back in it’s hot or cold and like a sweater it’s on again, off again, on again, off again - this really needs to stop!

by Ninja Alphagirl November 14, 2019

The Unflushable

A poop so big and aquadynamic that it cannot be flushed on first try.

My mom just left The Unflushable in the toilet

by cool bionicles are quiet cool April 8, 2023