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Under the Bleachers 

A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.
The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.

I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.
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Under the bleachers 

When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.
"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"

keep it under the bleachers 

Keep it on the down low, low-key. Because all the shady shit happens under the bleachers.
Person 1: broooo im boutta hit up a girl tonight
Person 2: keep it under the bleachers timmy

Take em under the bleachers 

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026