Uncmaxxing

Embracing one's inner unc, telling bad jokes, spreading conspiracy theories about aliens at Roswell, giving bad advice about women, drinking rum, wearing socks with sandals and an oversized Hawaiian shirt

Bro was uncmaxxing so hard Jimmy Buffet came back just to tell him to chill

Uncmaxxing by Gent_sausage April 11, 2026

Unamaxing

The opposite of Amaxing. As far in the wrong direction as Amaxing is in the right direction.

Bad to the max.

My secret shame, that I have eaten Chicken from a can was just posted on my wall. That is SO unamaxing.

Unamaxing by disco monkey April 22, 2011

uvmaxxing

Going out in the sun during peak hours where the uv index is highest in pursuit of gaining a tan for aesthetics.

Bro 1: I’m shredded, all I need is a tan.
Bro 2: Let’s go to the beach and uvmaxx from 11am to 1pm.

Bro 1: Brah what are you even talking about rn.
Bro 2: The strength of the suns rays from 11am to 1pm is at its peak, therefore if we wanna get shredded and tan let’s go to the beach during those hours.

Brah 2: Say less brah let’s go uvmaxxing today.

uvmaxxing by certifieduvmaxxer February 18, 2026