To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004
He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...
uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong
by uncletonybaloni May 18, 2010
To spout useless outdated automotive advice telling others how things are....while actually doing as little work as possible all the while smoking cheap roll up cigarettes, accomplishing nothing and never producing a positive result.
by 666kty September 15, 2021
by jonny1leg July 11, 2008
Preferably a verb
Defined as taking a baseball bat of hard alloy to vulnerable parts of someone, aka kneecaps, the back of the skull, etc.
(Usually do to a job or deal gone wrong, or just because it was a good idea to cripple the person)
Defined as taking a baseball bat of hard alloy to vulnerable parts of someone, aka kneecaps, the back of the skull, etc.
(Usually do to a job or deal gone wrong, or just because it was a good idea to cripple the person)
by Tyler Beale October 10, 2007
You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.
"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!
"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!
by frustrated728 October 25, 2009
An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.
by Flokifreak October 28, 2021