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Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!
Uncle Rattler is lookin mighty sexy today.
by Bad Kitty69 December 11, 2009
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