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Uncle Randy 

Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!
Uncle Randy is Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!
Uncle Randy by Uncle Randy the perv January 16, 2011
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Uncle Randy's funhouse 

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

uncle randall 

a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.
Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.
uncle randall by Betel Nut September 5, 2016

uncle raddy 

A sad excuse for a male black . A fat fool who is a disgrace to mankind. He is weak and skinny and has no friends . He is a hobo who is nasty. Typically related to little trolls named Nate.
Look at this fool named Uncle Raddy
uncle raddy by Uncle Magic July 13, 2017
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