Uncle Kenny 

A fatass who loves to steal your chips, watch out, if you let him live in your house he’ll bring his girlfriends kids over and their no fun. He’s dangerous, so if you see him in the streets than you better watch out and he’s usually sighted without a shirt on. Common places to see the hideous beast himself would be at the “club” or maybe at his girlfriends house. He also loves shopping so if there is a local supermarket near you, be ready because he tends to go through the whole stock in a day. He loves to try new things including the nastiest snack known to mankind, garlic Parmesan smartfood. Oh and if he’s wearing a hat it’s just a phase. And one more thing, don’t give him grated cheese because he drops it all the time.

Uncle Kenny ate all the food
Or
Uncle Kenny your ugly

Uncle Kenny by RusticEel February 14, 2019

Uncle Kenny 

Ket

That’s literally it just wonky donky powder

‘If your coming to that rave with me the morrow you better not be an uncle Kenny warrior ruining the crowds and culture’

Uncle Kenny by DDTLAS March 21, 2024