unattended 

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.

"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"

unattended by jerkamiah666 July 9, 2007

unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonballs by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014

Unattended Firehose 

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.

Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.

Unattended Firehose by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009

unattended cannonball 

the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)

In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonball by Uncle Dimma August 31, 2013

unattended death 

A death in which no one was there to witness it. (i.e. suicide)

Detectives are calling this investigation an "unattended death".

unattended death by qtnkc24 October 31, 2013

unintendedly

A word constantly used by people of dim wit who cannot spell and who refuse to use any form of spell check to correctly identify the word unintentionally.

Justin unintendedly sent out a report that was a load of crap.

unintendedly by Sinkers July 8, 2010

Unintended acceleration 

When a bad driver accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal inside a parking space, the car will usually accelerate into another object until it is stopped. In the present day, unintended acceleration is a term the offending driver likes to claim in order to avoid paying for their mistakes. Those drivers always blame the car for accelerating on its own. Even if you present them with logs and even witnesses, they will continue to believe their own lie and claim the car accelerated on its own. Companies like Audi, Toyota and Tesla have fallen into this same trap.

I had an unintended acceleration event today. My brand new car took off on its own in the parking spot. It jumped over a curb and hit a brick wall even though my foot was on the brakes. I want the manufacture to step in and investigate why it happened. I am sure the car accelerated on its own and I would like to have the repair paid by them.

Unintended acceleration by Token B March 11, 2019