Umbrella Dick

noun

1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.

2. Slang- vulgar penis.
Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?

Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.
by headofaneaglebodyofalion May 07, 2010
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Dick Umbrella

Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.
by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003
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