Umbrella Dick
noun
1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.
2. Slang- vulgar penis.
1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.
2. Slang- vulgar penis.
Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?
Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.
Alex: how was it?
Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.
Umbrella Dick by headofaneaglebodyofalion May 7, 2010
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