Umbrella Dick

noun

1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.

2. Slang- vulgar penis.

Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?

Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.

by headofaneaglebodyofalion May 7, 2010

Dick Umbrella

A Condom

Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003