In addition to being put under oath, the testifier is hooked up to a lie detector test, and a big Black guy is waiting to smack the shit out of them every time they lie.
Since perjury has become extremely common and totally unpunished, we need an ultra oath to ensure these pieces of dog shit tell the truth or face immediate punishment if they don't.
by Publius0987 March 14, 2026
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