Ultimate Scooter

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A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!

Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA

Ultimate Scooter by cjhard October 20, 2008

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ultimate scooter

a well known gang of street thugs, who live in the north west suburbs of melbourne, ultimate scooter brand themselves with weapons and their blade scooters, terrorising the neighborhood inwhich they live... as a collective have been arrested 17 times and aim to damage public property by grinding their scooters in death defying stunts inwhich they film...they are a bunch of hard ass jerks...

primary schools left in ruins due to ultimate scooter...

oi jeeds got arrested...what for...he got caught during his initiation... he passed...

ultimate scooter by pig faced jerk September 5, 2008

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ultimate scooter

A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.

Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)

Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.

ultimate scooter by Pig headed jerk July 30, 2008

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ULTIMATE SCOOTER

The name of a small group of ghetto thugs who tour rich suburban primary schools filming scooter movies, just after there 420 apointment. They are pretty bad ass...

Ultimate Scooter: The Movie

Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...

Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)

ULTIMATE SCOOTER by Ultimate Scooter Member August 31, 2008

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Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Its a super ultimate gun that sounds "baller"

-IM GONNA KILL YOU

-no. I have my Ultimate baller shooter 4000

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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