Ugghayo 

The loser who tried to hack LUE2 with snake's help.

Alienwarrior2002: Hi.
Snakey: I hear you're starting a rebellion
Alienwarrior2002: Are you a friend of Heartless?
Snakey: yessir
Alienwarrior2002: I'm going to hack a guy named Snake.
Alienwarrior2002: How fast can you use PHP?
Alienwarrior2002: Can you even do it?
Alienwarrior2002: He runs LUE2.
Alienwarrior2002: Okay. This guy named Snake runs LUE2.
Snakey: uh huh
Alienwarrior2002: He is a total douche.
Snakey: yea
Snakey: totally
Alienwarrior2002: Me and Heartless want to hack his site.
Snakey: yea totally
Alienwarrior2002: Well, we need the LUE2 accounts Heartless and Ugghayo to get Administrator status.
Snakey: hmm
Snakey: it might be hard
Alienwarrior2002: How long will it take?
Snakey: hmm
Snakey: lemme look
Alienwarrior2002: Days? Weeks? Months? Years?
Snakey: Can't you get back at him some other way?
Alienwarrior2002: I'm not just doing this to get back at him. I'm going to overthrow him completely.
Snakey: o rly?
Snakey: so you're going to be the kew admin?
Snakey: can i be a mod then?
Alienwarrior2002: You can be admin if you want.
Alienwarrior2002: Wait, though.
Snakey: kool!
Alienwarrior2002: Heartless said you could.
Snakey: cool
Alienwarrior2002: Who are you on LUE2?
Snakey: a concerened user willing to overthrow tyranny!
Alienwarrior2002: No, I mean your username.
Snakey: o
Snakey: what if you tell snake
Alienwarrior2002: HELL no.
Snakey: snake will never find out :)
Alienwarrior2002: I'm leading this. Why would I throw it down the drain?
Snakey: i dunno
Alienwarrior2002: Heartless is sharpening the guillotine blade right now.
Alienwarrior2002: We'll get Snake's head on a platter.
Snakey: over the internet?
Alienwarrior2002: Metaphorically.
Alienwarrior2002: He won't have control over his own site, so he's as good as dead.
Snakey: ok
Snakey: hacking now
Snakey: gimme few minutes
Alienwarrior2002: How long will it take?
Snakey: SQL INSERTION INITIATED
Alienwarrior2002: W00T!
Snakey: OK REPROGRAMMING CORE BINARIES
Snakey: IM IN
Snakey: ok now
Snakey: here goes
Alienwarrior2002: Don't let Snake see you.
Snakey: redistributing main dlls
Snakey: i wont
Snakey: UNLINKING PHP CELLS
Snakey: 1/11
Snakey: 2/11
Alienwarrior2002: Don't even let there be a blip in the server.
Snakey: 8/11
Alienwarrior2002: Don't throw the oppurtunity of a lifetime down.
Snakey: 10/11
Snakey: OH SHIT THERES A FIREWALL
Snakey: I GOTTA USE ANOTHER PROXE
Alienwarrior2002: Break it.
Alienwarrior2002: The firewall.
Snakey: OK AUTHENTICATION COMPLETE
Snakey: 1/6
Snakey: 2/6
Snakey: 3/6
Snakey: this is a hard one
Alienwarrior2002: I know.
Snakey: 4/6....
Snakey: UNEXPECTED LUESHI

Ugghayo by Random LUE2SER January 5, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016