Ugghayo 

The loser who tried to hack LUE2 with snake's help.

Alienwarrior2002: Hi.
Snakey: I hear you're starting a rebellion
Alienwarrior2002: Are you a friend of Heartless?
Snakey: yessir
Alienwarrior2002: I'm going to hack a guy named Snake.
Alienwarrior2002: How fast can you use PHP?
Alienwarrior2002: Can you even do it?
Alienwarrior2002: He runs LUE2.
Alienwarrior2002: Okay. This guy named Snake runs LUE2.
Snakey: uh huh
Alienwarrior2002: He is a total douche.
Snakey: yea
Snakey: totally
Alienwarrior2002: Me and Heartless want to hack his site.
Snakey: yea totally
Alienwarrior2002: Well, we need the LUE2 accounts Heartless and Ugghayo to get Administrator status.
Snakey: hmm
Snakey: it might be hard
Alienwarrior2002: How long will it take?
Snakey: hmm
Snakey: lemme look
Alienwarrior2002: Days? Weeks? Months? Years?
Snakey: Can't you get back at him some other way?
Alienwarrior2002: I'm not just doing this to get back at him. I'm going to overthrow him completely.
Snakey: o rly?
Snakey: so you're going to be the kew admin?
Snakey: can i be a mod then?
Alienwarrior2002: You can be admin if you want.
Alienwarrior2002: Wait, though.
Snakey: kool!
Alienwarrior2002: Heartless said you could.
Snakey: cool
Alienwarrior2002: Who are you on LUE2?
Snakey: a concerened user willing to overthrow tyranny!
Alienwarrior2002: No, I mean your username.
Snakey: o
Snakey: what if you tell snake
Alienwarrior2002: HELL no.
Snakey: snake will never find out :)
Alienwarrior2002: I'm leading this. Why would I throw it down the drain?
Snakey: i dunno
Alienwarrior2002: Heartless is sharpening the guillotine blade right now.
Alienwarrior2002: We'll get Snake's head on a platter.
Snakey: over the internet?
Alienwarrior2002: Metaphorically.
Alienwarrior2002: He won't have control over his own site, so he's as good as dead.
Snakey: ok
Snakey: hacking now
Snakey: gimme few minutes
Alienwarrior2002: How long will it take?
Snakey: SQL INSERTION INITIATED
Alienwarrior2002: W00T!
Snakey: OK REPROGRAMMING CORE BINARIES
Snakey: IM IN
Snakey: ok now
Snakey: here goes
Alienwarrior2002: Don't let Snake see you.
Snakey: redistributing main dlls
Snakey: i wont
Snakey: UNLINKING PHP CELLS
Snakey: 1/11
Snakey: 2/11
Alienwarrior2002: Don't even let there be a blip in the server.
Snakey: 8/11
Alienwarrior2002: Don't throw the oppurtunity of a lifetime down.
Snakey: 10/11
Snakey: OH SHIT THERES A FIREWALL
Snakey: I GOTTA USE ANOTHER PROXE
Alienwarrior2002: Break it.
Alienwarrior2002: The firewall.
Snakey: OK AUTHENTICATION COMPLETE
Snakey: 1/6
Snakey: 2/6
Snakey: 3/6
Snakey: this is a hard one
Alienwarrior2002: I know.
Snakey: 4/6....
Snakey: UNEXPECTED LUESHI

Ugghayo by Random LUE2SER January 5, 2005