A person who lives a double life. They spend a portion of their days being extremely pleasant and social, are interesting to talk with, and a joy to be around. The other portion of their days are spent holed up as a trash raccoon.
Friend 1: Hey is that Ubin?
Friend 2: No, it's raining.
Friend 1: So?
Friend 2: Couldn't be them.
the art of signing on to a parental chat board originally aimed at upscale urban mommies and engaging in chat arguments with middle americantrailer trash over spanking children and Hezzbollah.