Billy Mays, for one; Hillary for another. Mays is that bearded, screaming goatse on TV selling every kind of household crap from mops to mousetraps 24/7 on 500 channels. They both need major STFU deprogramming.
"WTF is that horrible sound in your crib?"
"One of the Uber Noise Bots on TV."
"JFC, I thought someone got tazed."
by ChazR April 24, 2008
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