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Notorious almond milk addict with a noodle and strawberry cheesecake ice cream fetish found on Football Twitter. Commonly seen tweeting Dalot propaganda despite being on his girlfriend’s hit list. Hobbies include jinxing, stalking The Weeknd, manifesting, jinxing & more jinxing. UtdKomal is also well known anti-Solskjær protagonist with a murder fantasy book being published as we speak. It does not matter if it’s 7 am or 8 pm, this talented singer will express her love for shameless puns whilst being on 1% battery.
UtdKomal: ‘ Dalot. The greatest there is. The greatest there was. The greatest there will ever be. Manifesting a Semedo injury so he plays!

*Semedo gets injured*

UTDKomal: DALOTTTTTTT ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE -whilst she furiously sips from her Almdond milk-
utdkomal by TriangleTraore June 24, 2021
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UTDKomal=The Best Opinions On Football Twitter. She Is Very Nice And Always Is Nice To Everyone. She Is Known 4 Being Ole Out Which Is Better Than The Other UTD Girl Account. She Always All Time Delusional.
UTDKOMAL THE BEST😆
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