URBAN SPACEMAN 

The urban spaceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn't exist

Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

Rural spaceman: Sucks for you

URBAN SPACEMAN by eR0R February 25, 2008

urban spaceman 

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

urban spaceman by sdv October 2, 2007