5 definitions by ifky302

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Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.
jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
by ifky302 December 09, 2007
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1.)United Parcel Serive
2.) Under Paid Slaves (used to describe those who work for the above when they go on strike)
3.) Useless Pieces of Shit (Used to describe people who work at UPS by some groups namely those working for other shipping companies)
People who work at UPS think they are Under Paid Salves, but in reality they are just Useless Pieces of Shit. At least thats what the DHL guy tells me.
by ifky302 December 09, 2007
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Regional chain of video game arcades located in the Auroa Ill. area in the movie waynes world 1. Owned and operated by Noah Vanderhoff, who was formaly involved in meat packing (lips and hooves)
Noah: Come bust a move where the games are played. It's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!

Wayne: A sphincter sez what??

Noah: What?
by ifky302 February 11, 2008
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The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.
Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)
by ifky302 December 09, 2007
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A stupid, ugly, smelly, run-down, depressing city in western PA. The only people who think pittsburgh is cool are people who have never traveled out of the greater alleganey county area, or are from a place much more boring (like delaware)
I meet some dip wads who think pittsburgh is the greatest place on earth. I asked where they were from and they said delaware.
by ifky302 December 13, 2007
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