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A serious diagnosis with severity levels that vary by delusion from low, medium, and high. UNC PTSD usually starts mid to late 30’s the moment it dawns on you that you once had a prime and if you were out there competing with these youngsters back in the day they’d understand what it’s like to see a real one go to work. BUT since these levels vary by delusion, some of these uncs out here may still be in their prime so beware.
UNC PTSD EXAMPLES
Ex: Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite believes he still has what it takes to play QB
Ex: That one unc at the hangout that swears he could whoop your ass cause back in the day “he had it like that”
Ex: That one unc watching his favorite NFL team play on Sunday night and swearing on everything that if he played in this era, he would’ve dog walked all these soft youngins.
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A serious diagnosis with severity levels that vary by delusion from low, medium, and high. UNC PTSD usually starts mid to late 30’s the moment it dawns on you that you once had a prime and if you were out there competing with these youngsters back in the day they’d understand what it’s like to see a real one go to work. BUT since these levels vary by delusion, some of these uncs out here may still be in their prime so beware.
EXAMPLES OF UNC PTSD

Ex: Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite believes he still has what it takes to play QB
Ex: That one unc at the hangout that swears he could whoop your ass cause back in the day “he had it like that”
Ex: That one unc watching his favorite NFL team play on Sunday night and swearing on everything that if he played in this era, he would’ve dog walked all these soft youngins.
UNC PTSD by Dboutabag May 3, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026