Ultimate Scooter

A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!

Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA

Ultimate Scooter by cjhard October 20, 2008

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ultimate scooter

a well known gang of street thugs, who live in the north west suburbs of melbourne, ultimate scooter brand themselves with weapons and their blade scooters, terrorising the neighborhood inwhich they live... as a collective have been arrested 17 times and aim to damage public property by grinding their scooters in death defying stunts inwhich they film...they are a bunch of hard ass jerks...

primary schools left in ruins due to ultimate scooter...

oi jeeds got arrested...what for...he got caught during his initiation... he passed...

ultimate scooter by pig faced jerk September 5, 2008

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ultimate scooter

A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.

Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)

Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.

ultimate scooter by Pig headed jerk July 30, 2008

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ULTIMATE SCOOTER

The name of a small group of ghetto thugs who tour rich suburban primary schools filming scooter movies, just after there 420 apointment. They are pretty bad ass...

Ultimate Scooter: The Movie

Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...

Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)

ULTIMATE SCOOTER by Ultimate Scooter Member August 31, 2008

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Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Its a super ultimate gun that sounds "baller"

-IM GONNA KILL YOU

-no. I have my Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Ultimate baller shooter 4000 by Baller shooter 4000 developer November 14, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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