A slang term used to describe the company "Ubisoft" for their repeated failures at making decent PC ports of their most popular games, and for forcing people to use uPlay which is near useless and often results in games being broken on launch.

Tried to play the new Assassins Creed on PC but Ubishit forced me into using uPlay and the game sucked arse on PC.

Ubishit by megladon November 20, 2014

Ubisoft

Fix one thing, break ten other things

"Well it was fine until you tried to ubisoft it."

Ubisoft by Thatbatdude October 11, 2017

ubisoft

verb - To fuck something up so bad, that you no longer recognize what the original idea, or for that matter, the product itself, was supposed to be.

Well, Dave, the project was going fine, but you had to ubisoft it, didn't you?

ubisoft by Your Mother, Ph. D June 11, 2017

Ubisoft

A company that insists that resolution, like frame rate and character limits, is just a numbe-

Ubisoft just keeps on digging.

Ubisoft by Bio Syntax October 19, 2014

Ubisoft

Mentally challenged children that make "games" but dont know how to work them.

We're Ubisoft and we are buffing shaman.

Ubisoft by Trent hater February 25, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026