When a person falls into a state of extreme happiness and joy when listening, seeing or talking about anything to do with the band U2 or the lead singer Bono.
He was in a state of U2phoria when he traveled 760 miles to see U2 play in a concert.
When she listens to Bono sing she falls into a psychotic U2phoria state.
After holding in a full bladder for an extended period of time, the feeling of complete euphoria as you take a piss.
"Yo, I need to take a shower, what are you doing in there?!"
"Man, I'm feeling urphoric (urphoria), just drank a gallon of water at the gym and by the time I left it felt like Rosie O'Donnel was on my abs"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!