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remake of the "j crew" consisting of jtownie, melaberg, boosilver, and rcoop. lets just say their activities consist of singing twinkle twinkle little star at lunch, and bashing those who engage in illegal substances and hang out with those of the opposite sex.
UNIT member #1: "omggg what are we doing together this weekend?"
UNIT membery #2: "Def. making fun of people who go to parties and have fun!"
UNIT member #3: "hahahha 'let's pregame the dance' god...what losers!"
U.N.I.T by yeye February 14, 2005

U.N.I.T. 

Cop term for Unauthorized Nigger In Town
(Suburb Cop on the radio) We have a U.N.I.T. in a black B.M.W. He's doing the speed limit, no tints, wearing a seat belt, plates are legit, but I'm gonna pull him over anyway.
U.N.I.T. by Dari J. October 9, 2008

g-u-n-i-t 

G:ghetto
U:united
N:niggers
I:in
T:the hood
Damn these g-units be hatin on me! SHIIT!
g-u-n-i-t by Will Patrovic May 13, 2005

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m 

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds
Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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