U-Town, Pennsylvania 

U-Town, also known as Uniontown, is the most amazing city out there! We have super fly city kids and very laid-back country kids. We also have the gangstas, emos, goths, preps, and your occational geek. Most of the kids get bored, but that don't mean anything. We are just soo used to having an entertaining time, that if something don't happen my noon, we get bored. We hang with out cliques and chill in the streets! U-Town also has the best school of ALL TIME! U-Town High School Red Raiders are beastie. Much better than neighboring LH. Without U-Town, I think society would be quite boring. Mostly because we have many important aspects such as.. ME!!! Well, everyone who is ANYONE knows about U-Town because we be gangstas!

Gangsta Bob: U-Town, Pennsylvania is so fly cuz we have all da sexy b*tches, yo!

Emo Fred: Even I agree with Gangsta Bob.

Geek Marty: I wish some of the SUPER HOTT girls from U-Town HS would come into my computer fantasies!

U-Town, Pennsylvania by Captain Hayzliness January 11, 2007