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Tyson Goldsack 

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.
Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.
Tyson Goldsack by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012
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